I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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