I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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