I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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