her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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