Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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