You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.