i can't believe i had my finger in that
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Operation Purity has been aborted
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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