Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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