I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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