and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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