Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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