the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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