Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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