the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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