Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
you never un-have a 4some
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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