It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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