at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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