): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
