Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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