i think my mom watched the whole time
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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