when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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