I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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