Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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