I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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