mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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