took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm having to shit out rocks
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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