Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I pour the whiskey from now on
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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