Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(409): View more from Texas

Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.

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(480): View more from Arizona

They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."

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(314): View more from Missouri

this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often

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(770): View more from Georgia

The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.

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(518): View more from New York

I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."

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