it was like his penis was on wheels.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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