North Korea, Best Korea!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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