new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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