Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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