i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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