Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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