i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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