wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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