i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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