Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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