I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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