I heard we made out
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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