he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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