I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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