she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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