yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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