Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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