found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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