Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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