he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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