thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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