5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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