He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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