Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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