Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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