I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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