i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Im just a social blackout drinker.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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